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9 Passover Pick Up Lines That Will Get You Slapped!

By on March 31, 2015
  1. Are you an Afikoman? Because I feel like I just found my Soul Mate
  2. Want to be Super Religious and have a 5th cup of wine at the Bar?
  3. Let’s do like Moses and Split this Joint
  4. Throwing scallions for Dayenu is so barbaric, want to do something more peaceful like give me a hug?
  5. I forgot to search my bedroom for Chametz can you help me tonight?
  6. Tonight will be the last night a guy Passes Over You
  7. The Seder is a time for questions… Can I have your number?
  8. Do you know if Massage Oil needs to be Kosher for Passover?
  9. Want to join me in the alley as I partake of my “bitter herb”?
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About Eman Esmailzadeh

Eman Esmailzadeh is a graduate of UC Irvine where he studied mechanical Engineering and Business Management. After college, he advanced his Judaic studies at various seminaries in New York and Jerusalem. He currently is the Brand Director at Coloronix, a manufacturer of themed lighting products.